Editor Archer: Lucy, a lovely reader emailed me …
“I went through your site & had a desperate urge to write articles for your website….writing is my passion. Hope you allow me the privilege, if possible.”
Thanks, Love & Regards,
Lucy
My Reply…
“If it’s your passion I can’t really stand in your way and would be very happy for you to contribute. What are 3 topics you feel passionate writing about?”
[Editor Jay Archer: 1. This is Lucy's 1st article. She chose the topic and I haven't edited a word. (Yikes - this should stir interesting reactions) Please give her feedback, below]
PLEASE DON’T SHOOT THE MESSENGER … ie. ME! As always, your valuable feedback, comments and ratings will guide future content. Thank you all.
Guest Article by Lucy
There are many unusual activities to please a man…
…Stand at the door naked with just on your high-heels to welcome him when he comes back at home, put on a sexy dress without undies when he takes you out for dinner or some party, allow him to kiss you and touch your private parts in public, have an energetic sex on bed, give an intimate blowjob, swallow his cum, etc. Besides these, the most intensified way to please him is “Cum-facial”.
Everyone knows that men love to cum on a girl’s pretty face – and why not? Cumfacial is an enjoyable activity for both. It is a demand of a man and a desire of a woman. Most of the girls like the feeling of cum on their face. And it’s only on girls’ hand to make it look good. You just need to make a little effort to please him with Cum-facial.
Follow these guidelines to make it effective and beautiful:
1. Cumfacial looks good only on beautiful faces. So, each girl must do some make-up and beautify herself before attempting it. Put on a red or pink coloured lipstick, long earrings, darken your eye-lashes, hair open or a nice bun and use bronzers (if necessary).
2. Usually guys prefer to shoot their load on a bare body, but a nice sexy black dress is a turn on – especially when he notice the stains of his cum later.
2. Most important part – position – you must be in a correct pose when he shoots. There are three best positions: 1) when on your knees – Open mouth, tongue touching right at the tip of the cock and make eye-contact open. 2) If you don’t want to open your mouth and eyes, close them, but make sure your lips are just below the cock-head so as you may get cum on your lips and chin. And 3) lie down and let him sit on you or stand beside while shooting.
4. Some guys lose their control while ejaculating – thus they don’t know where cum is falling, so you need to adjust your face accordingly and make sure cum hit all around and across your face. Cum on both cheeks, nose, eyes, lips, chin, forehead & hair makes a good facial.
After the cum-facial, don’t spoil the mood of you man by wiping it off with a tissue-paper or towel. Guys cum on your face, because they like to see their cum dripping down your chin. They like to see what they have done to you.
5. Laugh or giggle after cum-facial often spoils the romance away. Give him a sweet and sexy smile – it’s a turn on. Tell him you liked it. Trickily show him that you even have his cum on your tongue. Take the dripping cum on your finger and suck it and wink at him.
[Editor Archer: I'm not convinced this is medical fact OR humor, but it's pretty funny.] And it’s medically proven fact that wiping or washing the cum off instantly is harmful for the skin. So better keep it there on you face for 10-15mint.
[Editor Archer: Don't agree BUT leaving it in just to see your comments - LOL] Add-ons: guys would also like if you go and fetch him water with cum on your face or you cooking with cum-facial on. Show him that you really like and don’t care if cum is on your face.
You can be more innovative and creative to these ideas and make your Him please with CUM-FACIAL.
Guest Article by Lucy
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great great article…love the phrase “cumfacial” too…
@ J ==> i like hearing the male point of view…but its also good to hear things from a womans perspective from time to time…having a guest article from time to time is a great idea or maybe u cud have a different section in the site for guest articles…from both men and women…i am always writing erotic short stories and wondering where i could post them…maybe here…(“,)
Sld, great ideas. Thanks for the suggestions. I have some ideas along those lines in the works.
Jay
I can understand that some woman arent for the whole facial thing, but i dont see how this article could offend anyone, although the bringing him water and cooking part are kind of over-doing it a little. My boyfriend LOVES giving me facials, and ill admit that the first time he brought it up i wasnt too excited by the sound of it. But after trying it i love it myself, and not just because its kind of hot, but because i know it turns him on and pleases him. Which isnt that what sex should be about? Pleasing the person you love? Or maybe thats just me. Dont shut the door on something until you’ve tried it. You might end up enjoying it more than your partner does.
Jennifer, “pleasing the person you love.” Good point
Ok…..guys like cuming on chicks faces, but seriously walking around with cum on your face, to make food, OMG
I would honestly like to hear more from a man perspective, from a man in his own shoes. Not all men are the same, some like things others don’t. But it is better then being put into a degraded group of women.
I think that today’s men and women have become so different and maybe sometimes blind to how things have become. How SOME men are so afraid of losing their “control” of women that they MIGHT abuse, physically or even sexually. And SOME women’s instinct is to please their men so much, no matter what is asked of they just so the men don’t go find someone else.
My husband and his friends read this article. when I asked if they agreed only one of his friends said yes. I asked why and he said it made him feel in control. Like he was dominate. The rest of us think it is gross and disrespectful.
I am up for trying things out and spicing things up, but when it comes to being disrespected or hurt all in the name of “having a good time”, not even a little bit.
“Kinky is using a feather. Perverted is using the whole chicken.” – Author Unknown
Good night people! It’s simply an opinion…minus the medically proven statement. Which I must admit I had to look up…to no avail. Hey Lucy, you go girl for jumping out there…simple suggestion…don’t be in such a haste to write and if you’re going to say something is medically proven…make sure it is. Other than that hey girl you rock for having the balls, uhm yeah balls to contact J and go for it. And way to go J for going thru with it. I say, give her another chance and heck ya a few women contributing wouldn’t be so bad. Hey ladies, what makes you think a woman can’t write about a man’s point of view…I mean, if she obtains a mans point of view then there’s no reason not to have a woman contributor. Quit living in the dark ages where a man must write their opinions and women women’s. I’d be more than happy to interview men about what turns them on. I’m betting that men would be more than happy to be interviewed by a woman because face it people what man wouldn’t be more than happy to provide their sexual fantasies to a woman in an effort to “educate” us women on the subject.
Let her write again, and invite others….and J, if you’re reluctant to edit for fear of not allowing the writer to freely express themselves then do as you did here…edit with comments and full text still viewable!
Jamie, thanks for encouraging all your fellow ladies with your comment. Very empowering.
And thanks for the suggestion.
Btw – yes swallowing is a sexy option too. I wonder if there are health benefits to doing that – lol!!
Oh I totally forgot…nope I’m not one for a facial…I’d rather swallow!
I enjoyed the article. It seems as though the writer may have a European education, hence the difference in the way it is written. Kudos for your courage!
I LOVE getting a cumfacial!!!!! I love the way my man gets weak when he gently lifts my chin to let his load drip down and off of my chin. I enjoy playing with his dripping nut on my fingers then sucking my fingers for him. I have left his “residue” on my face as a reminder to him of how uninhibited I am at expressing my self and my love for what we do together. It ain’t for everybody! LOL
Well, I like cum on my body anywhere and I like to swallow. It depends on the mood. We are very sexually active and I enjoy all things sexual. See I like to squirt and that means sometimes my man gets his face wet. So it goes both ways.
Well… It seems like all the girls are sort of jealous of Lucy, because she somehow got more attention from Mr. Archer.
I couldn’t help but to notice it and to notice that this article had so many comments.
I don’t think Lucy’s article was badly written. Somewhat passionate it seemed to me. She just shared her point of view so I can’t see any other reason besides jealousy for all these bad comments.
C’mon girls… you can think like a man, but you should act like ladies.
Peace, ok?
Oh, and Lucy! Thanks for the article! Give it another try if Mr.Archer doesn’t mind. Me and my BF enjoyed it.
Mariana
I would greatly love to write for you. Give me a subject and I can write about it.
Michele, are you sure you want to write after the roasting poor little Lucy took?
Jay,
It’s your site with an excellent following. Please continue to write yourself. Lucy’s responses also contained poor writing ability. I never thought about it before, but you are an excellent writer. Please keep up the good work. Lucy’s topic was lost in the poor presentation for me.
Wow. I don’t really get why so many people got offended by the article. I thought cum facials were pretty commun (I’ve seen them everywhere). And the part about cooking with well, it was either humor or something she personally enjoys to do, when someone writes an article and don’t think they expect you to accept every single line on it or to do everything it says, but to take from it whatever you may find valuable.
I’d like to see another article of hers, and would love to see more guest articles but probably with Archer’s opinion about the subject there somewhere (or another man’s opinion).
Em, including guest articles with my Alpha Male opinion included at the end? Nice idea.
Anyone else like this idea?
(too many mistakes on my previous coment that would probably interfere with comprehension so I’m reposting it corrected xD)
Wow. I don’t really get why so many people got offended by the article. I thought cum facials were pretty commun (I’ve seen them everywhere). And the part about cooking with it on, well, it was either humor or something she personally enjoys to do. When someone writes an article I don’t think they expect you to accept every single line on it or to do everything it says, but to take from it whatever you may find valuable.
I’d like to see another article of hers, and would love to see more guest articles but probably with Archer’s opinion about the subject there somewhere (or another man’s opinion).
I agree with the post further up- it almost seems like a man’s opinion… Hmm.
I too, would be happy to write for you. I ALSO would encourage editing. Every writer for a newspaper or other publication is muzzled to some degree by the editor.
Simply, because it is the editor’s job to have articles that interest and don’t disgust the audience- toning it down so that people don’t get offended, and fixing grammar so the publication doesn’t lose its credibility.
And perhaps get the people who want to write for you to write an article – not necessarily even on the topic of sex- for you first before you say yes, as any good publication has auditions or interviews or whatever before letting someone join their team…
Anyway. I personally didn’t like this article and I agree with the comments congratulating Jin’s shower story- THAT was way more appealing than the article and perhaps you should recruit her- it was a much more balanced approach that encourages testing boundaries in a completely non-biased or offensive way.
That’s my two cents worth.
haven’t read up on all the responses. sorry if lucy’s feelings are hurt by some of them. however, i do agree that the advice she’s given in her article is lacking in good taste. the cooking part is disturbing to even think of because….well….it’s like taking the bathroom to the kitchen. no…do the prettygirl shot if ya want, then show your man and yourself some respect and clean up that yummy mess before ya make your way to the kitchen.
bon appetit!
WARNING! Don’t get it in the eye(s)! It will look like you’ve got pink eye for the next hour and it burns like a mo fo.
TIP: If you have a blemish, dab a bit on the blemish and leave it on for 20 minutes. Best way to dry it out!