This is one question that I get all the time. It usually goes something like:
“I really want to have better sex with my partner, what sex position do men enjoy best?”
“Is it true that doggy style is a man’s favourite sex position?
Well for all you ladies out there going on all fours thinking that you are giving your man exactly what he wants I am here to disappoint you. It’s not that we don’t enjoy the doggy style position, of course we do but there is another sex position that tops this in terms of male satisfaction.
Want to know what it is?
Believe it or not, it’s actually the woman on top. Congratulations to all you ladies out there who got this right and for the rest of you, keep reading to see why.
So you all know what the woman on top position is but the sad fact is that so many of you women are so paranoid and hung up about your bodies that you don’t do it often enough. If you want to have better sex with your man then it really is time to lighten up.
So woman on top. Well it’s like this, it’s not very often that us guys get to lie back and really enjoy the pleasure of having you take control. Having you writhing your hips on top of us, maybe even leaning over and holding our arms (or tying them) over our head so that we can’t touch you or move. Having you in full control, letting you set the pace and of course being able to have your delicious breasts hanging in front of our faces.
Oh yes, this really is pure bliss.
Sadly it doesn’t happen often enough.
I remember asking a number of my exs why they weren’t up for the woman on top position more often. You won’t believe the excuses I got.
“I don’t want you to see my flabby stomach.”
“I don’t like the way my boobs wobble.”
“I don’t want you to see me.”
Such pathetic excuses ladies. Let me set your straight on a few things. We don’t care if you have a flabby stomach, it’s the last thing we are going to be looking at or even thinking about while you’re on top of us. As for your boobs wobbling, this one really makes me laugh. If only you could realize just how turned on we get watching your boobs as you call them bobbing up and down in front of our faces as you trash back and forth on top of us. Oh just lean forward and let us nibble on them would you.
Let’s face it ladies, we aren’t looking at your bodily imperfections, we’re focused on what is happening and you should be too. We are engrossed in the pleasure we are receiving and you are the one giving it to us. We love having you take control and putting us in our place. We love the feeling of you sitting on top of us, controlling how far inside you we can get, we really really do.
So if it’s better sex you want and a sex position that is going to work for you then ladies, start putting more of the woman on top position on your sex calendar. I’m sure after a few minutes you’ll forget all about your body too, well except for the parts that are going to be exploding with pleasure.
Until next time,
Ride Em Cowboy