Bleaching Your Backdoor
July 2, 2010 by Archer
Brighten up with anal bleaching
Brighten up with anal bleaching
Q: What is anal bleaching and should I be doing it?
Anal bleaching or ‘anal brightening‘ is the practice of using a gentle cosmetic bleach on your anus to reduce the brown contrast – otherwise referred to as the ‘chocolate starfish.’ The practice of anal bleaching was popularized by female porn stars.
My guess is some porn stars where sitting around thinking…
“I’ve got my lips, hair and breasts done. I’ve got a Brazilian…what other primping can I do with my time?”
Anal bleaching in adult video is an attempt to make an anus more attractive on camera.
“Is her ass ready for it’s close up? Lights, camera, action!”
Now, don’t freak out or feel self-conscious that you have yet one more beauty task to add to your routine. Do men even like it?
The practice of anal bleaching was popularized by female porn stars
Alpha Male Man Answer
Your question at this point may be “What do men think about anal bleaching?”
Do I, a man, think you should bleach your anus?
If you’re ass is on camera or in front of a group of people enough that the colour of your anus is a concern and your competing against other pinker anuses, OK sure brightening it is probably a good idea. In this case YES.
Anal bleaching
In most cases I’d so NO it’s not necessary. Listen, I’ve cringed at the amount of pubic hair, recoiled from her aroma, even questioned the size of her panties BUT I’ve never been with a woman and said, “Dude, her asshole was sooooo brown!”
Truthfully, it’s not something most men obsess about. Men are usually quite honored to get the bird’s eye view of your butt and too busy
Would it be a hot, fun little treat…hmmm…I’d personally say YES but I’m an ass man.
If you’re getting Brazilian waxes or wax your bikini line already the girl will usually ask you if you’d like anal bleaching as ’side order.’ They use a gently cosmetic skin bleach. There are also consumer products you can use at home.
Don’t try this at home by cracking a bottle of Clorox and start splashing bleach on your backdoor or you’re going to get a nasty burn.
Bottom line LOL as a man and an ass man I’m more interested in the ‘package’ around her anus.
(I’m not in the business of taking anal bleaching photos otherwise I’d show you examples. The results are quite nice.)
What do you think? As always, I love reading your comments.
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5 Rounder Butt Lifting Secrets
January 26, 2009 by Archer
It’s said there are 2 kinds of men … breast men and ass men.
If you’re underweight or if your bottom line has dropped a little with age, a few techniques can help you regain a girlish figure.
You may want to impress your ass man or just look fabulous in jeans, a dress or naked.
You’ve essentially got 2 choices if you want a rounder butt, bigger booty, rounder booty A) building your gluteus (big muscle of your butt) or B) shaping your rear-end.
- Booty Bra – You can buy undergarments that are specially designed to lift the flesh of your rear into the perfect place. Alternatively if your booty is lacking in ‘flesh’ you can buy undergarments that are padded like a push-up bra to give your butt that shapely look. Ah and easy, instant solution.
- The Stairs Secret – I learned this secret from a top model. Take the stairs whenever possible going up floors – but instead of taking one step at a time – carefully take 2 steps at a time (careful if you have knee problems). Taking stairs 2 at a time will work the back of your legs and the glutes (large muscles of your butt). Don’t quit when it gets hard because that’s when the real shaping and toning really happens. Take the stairs at least 1x per day.
- Kick It – Martial artists have great buns because they spend their time kicking in all directions. Join a kickboxing class – You’ll have fun, get fit, learn some valuable self-defense PLUS the booty payoffs are beautiful.
- Take A Spin – Riding a bicycle or stationary exercise bike with resistance is not only great cardiovascular exercise (good for the heart and burning fat) but it is a fantastic way to tone the muscles of your legs and shape your gluteus (butt) muscle. 15-20 minutes or more 2-3 times a week will chisel a beautiful butt in no time at all.
- Booty Bands – some specialtly lingerie companies are beginning to create what I call push-up bras for the butt. Basically, they nylon or silicon fabric bands that provide upward thrust for a small or flat tush – like gently squeezing one end of a small balloon so the other end becomes larger. Apply band and viola have bigger butt and rounder booty.
These above mentioned techniques can surely help you get that head turning rear-end you have always wanted and your man fantasizes about.
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What Women Don’t Know About Men – Part 4
December 31, 2008 by Archer
The Art of Physical Attraction
Every woman starts off with a tight booty and a pretty pair of high heel s to show off a fresh manicure. You feel sexy when the men buzz around you right? Like honey to a bee. But, a few months into a relationship, when everyone is comfortable, the sweat pants come out and you stop shaving your legs each day. It’s an easy thing to justify.
Maybe one morning you feel cramps or want to snuggle under the covers for a few extra hours on a rainy day. It’s quite natural. But, then, those sweat pants become your best friend because they don’t remind you that you gaining a few extra pounds in your thighs or that you did not need that extra pint of Ben & Jerry double chocolate chip ripple at the grocery store.
In a society obsessed with skinny young girls with too much make up and pouty lips, many women fight back against the supermodel image. Granted, all women have that day when putting their hair up in a ponytail and running to bookstore in the rain make them look like a drowned cat. They also know that men are not attracted to the homeless look!
While no one is saying that you should slither into a gold spangled evening gown to run to Starbucks, if the only time your sex appeal sparkles to the surface is on your anniversary, then you are robbing yourself of that “I’m Too Sexy for My Shirt” feeling 364 days of the year. You are robbing your man of that sexy throb that he gets when he see you. Getting your glam on does not take much extra effort and can remind your man that he is sexually important to you each time you see him.
Try these Three Simple Ways to Pump Up Your Sex Appeal for Your Man:
- Rinse and Repeat. Change your hair. If we were to poll women on how often they change their hair, most would say they have had the same style or color since high school. Go to a professional hairstylists (no…HairMasters does not count!) and talk about what style is best for your face. Getting out of the rut your hairstyle keeps you in will give you man cause to notice and show that you are interested in your appearance for his sake. HINT: Ask his opinion! He must have a fantasy hidden in there somewhere.
- Feel the Rush. Going to the gym or working out has to be the worst. Burning those calories and picking up your heart rate a few times a week has some special advantages. Not only does it keep everything firm and your body tight, but it is healthy for your heart to keep in shape. HINT: If you find working out boring, then get a workout buddy. Many couples take the time to work out together. All of that sweat, adrenaline, and muscles working can led to hot sex.
- Check in with the Pretty Girls. Gather your girlfriends and start a “pamper me” day. When you set time aside to get manicures and pedicures together, you are treating yourself to personal beauty time. If an intervention is needed, go and get a makeover together. HINT: You will love the time with your friends and he will love the results.
You will be surprised how much appreciation your man will show when you are together if his libido kicks in when he sees you. You know that funky little twist in your stomach and jump in your heart you get when you see him? For men, the kick in the pants (wink) of their sexuality is the same feeling.
When spend time practicing the art of attraction for your man, he will return the effort with the sparkle of pride you see, especially as other men admire you, by being the man on your arm. He does not want you to stay cut like a supermodel. After all, no man wants that kind of upkeep and competition. But, you can add passion to the relationship just by taking pride in yourself.
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How to Remove Age Spots from the Face
December 5, 2008 by andreaa
No one likes age spots; it’s a sign we’re getting older and that the days of our faces looking as fresh as a baby’s butt are over. Problem is, it’s so freaking expensive to reverse the damage those days of drinking margarita’s on the beach have caused us. If only we could have remembered to reapply sunscreen every second drink. I make sure of it now!
In the meantime, I can’t afford thousands of dollars on lasers and specialized lotions to fix the damage I have done thus far: some cost more than my monthly rent! So I searched high and low for some natural remedies to remove age spots from the face, and for treatments that would keep my account balance in check while doing so.
Everything has a price, but anything is better than the aforementioned pricey treatment options. Many natural ways to erase the past can be found in your fridge or cupboard. (note: gin to erase the memory of that horrid one night stand does not apply here).
Aloe Vera
Yeah, it will help with the sunburn that caused the damage in the first place, but it can also remove age spots. Apply fresh aloe vera (if not fresh, use the gel) to the spot twice a day for a month.
Apple Cider
I’ve taken apple cider for years to aid my body in the breakdown of fat. Not only is it good to ingest in limited quantities but it can be used topically to help removes age spots from the face. Combine two parts apple cider vinegar with one part orange juice to any and all ages spots with a cotton ball. Do this twice a day for a month.
Buttermilk
Buttermilk is good in pancakes. It is also good for the face. A main ingredient in buttermilk is lactic acid, which is an alpha hydroxyacid (AHA). You might recognize this chemical as being the same one used in expensive anti-aging creams you can buy at drugstores. AHA exfoliates the skin; therefore, so does buttermilk! Apply it to the discolorations on your face twice a day, and they should disappear in a month.
Lemon Juice
When I sip margarita’s on the beach I put lemon juice in my hair for natural, sun-kissed highlights. When I want to reverse the damage the sun made, I put it on my face! Lemon juice is a natural rejuvenator that helps fade and lighten your skin. Rub the juice of a lemon on your face twice a day for a month and check out the results. Save the leftover slices for your cosmopolitan.
Onion
It can make you cry, and apparently weep from joy with its skin whitening capabilities. Cut an onion and rub the juice over your age spots every day. The more potent the better so stick with a yellow or white one.
Vitamin E
Vitamin E has long been used to remove the appearance of stretch marks and scarring of the skin; every woman should have a jar of this! Apply it topically to the age spots on your face twice daily for a month.
Castor Oil
Applied topically castor oil is supposed to work wonders. Gently rub the oil into your skin twice daily and the spots should be gone in a month.
Garbanzo Beans
Hopefully this one works as I love hummus! Mash up some of these beans with water to make a paste and apply it to the skin. Leave it on till it dries, then wipe it off with a warm face cloth.
Potatoes
Finally, a use for those not-so-carb-friendly spuds: cut them into slices and rub the juices into the face, leaving it on for 15 minutes. The juice of the potato can help reduce blemishes and skin discolorations.
Not every remedy will work on every person. I haven’t had a chance to try all of these yet, but for those of you who have luck with any one of these options, let us know!
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How to make your lips look bigger & fuller Video
November 22, 2008 by hjrickey
Men love luscious lips.
Elle Magazine beauty expert shows you easy steps and makeup techniques to make your lips look bigger, fuller and more kissable.
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Longer, Sexier Legs
November 20, 2008 by Archer
How to Strip & Lap Dance Tip:
Most women don’t necessarily keep a pair of ‘hooker heels’ at the ready in the back of their shoe closet, nor do they sport stilettos to the office Monday mornings for work.
But a lack of fantasy footwear should never stop you. Even in the hottest of lap dances, the shoes have to come off sometime.
So good dancers learn to walk on their bare tip-toes.
Walking on your tip-toes helps you attain the same physical effect as wearing the shoes: it makes your legs look extra toned and longer than they actually are, and your calf muscles get a work out while you’re dancing as an added bonus!!
Achieving a pronounced arch in the small of the back (pushing the boobs out) is essential to triggering an innate reptilian response from the male brain.
Arched back, butt out, chest forward= MATING TIME!!
Excerpt from “Lap Dance Unleashed — Instructional Videos”
Learn How to Strip and Give a Lap Dance
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Smokey Eyes make-up tip
September 24, 2008 by Archer
Want to create sexy, smokey eyes? Here’s a makeup tip from a Ford Model and professional make-up artist…
Watch the ‘Smokey Eyes’ Make-up tip video here
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