5 Priceless Valentines Ideas For Men

Men are simple creatures with simple pleasures. MYM presents 5 priceless erotic Valentine’s ideas that will make your honey happy and won’t break the bank.

Sexual Sneak Attack

A Sexual Sneak Attack is when you jump him when he least expects it – and don’t take no for an answer.

You could surprise him with a deep passionate kiss and begin undoing his pants then turn around and lean over the coffee table, kitchen counter, sofa couch, bed etc… Add a little animal to it by telling him to “Give it to me good!”

Men also love those surprise oral sneak attacks. They are a welcome break in the day.

BJ Alarm Clock

This valentines day wake him up by giving him a blow job. Simple.

Don’t try to rouse him from his slumber, whisper in his ear or explain what you’re doing. If he asks what’s up just respond by saying “Happy Valentine’s!” Trust me, he won’t protest.

The blow job alarm clock is better than any cup of coffee he’ll ever have and will put a spring in his step for the rest of the day.

Erotic Massage

An erotic massage is like a regular massage but naughtier because you both get naked and oily ( He won’t get this at any massage therapist!). It’s slippery erotic fun.

Loosen him up starting with a head massage. We hold a surprising amount of tension in our scalp. He’ll think that’s a great treat, but wait…

Begin to peel away layers of his clothes as you move from his head down to his chest or back. As you’re undressing him you need to remove articles of clothes too.

Instead of putting the massage oil or cream on him – let him put it on your body. Rub it onto his body using your hands as little as possible. Use your breasts, belly and butt.

Position him on his stomach and massage up and down his body with your nicely lubed breasts. The combination of slick breasts, warmth and your hard nipples will feel fantastic. If your hair is long you can have fun whipping him with your hair up and down his body, too.

Once you roll him over onto his back you’ll want to show his ‘manhood’ a lot of love and attention! Have fun teasing and massaging his member.

Bring the erotic massage to a climax by finishing him off with a hand job he’ll never forget.

(Do you have the Hand Job Handbook & Online Videos?)

Rent a Naughty Movie

Rent or download. You don’t have to get anything hardcore.

Adult video production companies that are popular with both men & women are Vivid Video and Valentine Video. The

Enjoy petting, stroking and cuddling each other while you watch. If you notice his level of interest rising in his pants gently and slowing pet it but hold off unleashing his manhood until you are both ready to burst.

He’ll appreciate you going out of your way and doing something different. NOT to mention a break from reality TV.

Striptease

Have another look at the word ‘Striptease’ – you are ‘teasing’ him while you ‘strip.’ Men love women who are sexual and not afraid to show it. So…

Push him down into a chair and unleash your sexuality on him.  Give him a show he’ll never forget.

Remember to take charge.  You can touch him but he can’t touch you – and you must enforce the rules! “Hands off, mister!”

Your outfit can be as simple as wearing his dress shirt and tie with a pair of jeans or panties OR you can get a little spicier with role costumes or lingerie.

Striptease lesson videos

Any one or combination of these priceless ideas will make this the best his best Valentine’s ever! And the ideas won’t break the bank.

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