“Do you like my dress?”

Hi, let me introduce myself. I’m a man who loves being a man and lover of women. But more than 1 woman has called me a ‘jerk’ because I call ‘em like I see ‘em and sometimes it isn’t what women want to hear. I’m sorry. Actually, I’m not. You can call me a JERK I don’t really care.

A woman asked me…

Do you like my dress? It was designed by _____ and cost  $850 dollars!

WTF!

First, this may surprise you but men don’t give a shit who designed your dress. Seriously, we don’t care!

We don’t spend our times reading Cosmo and looking at the pictures so we don’t know who you’re talking about, what it means or get the significance – if there is any. (We’re more into looking at sports, cars, news, gadgets, porn etc..)

Second, men don’t care if it cost $10 or $2000. We can’t tell the frickin’ difference, OK? A different woman told me her dress cost $5 and I was just as shocked (it was made of silk and looked pretty nice to me).

Third, we could give a shit about the fancy wrapper. All we care about is how you look in your dress – it’s just glorified wrapping paper to men. Honestly, we all wish x-ray glasses actually worked so we could see through your outfit at how you ladies look underneath your clothes BEFORE we commit to unwrapping.

Fourth, if you’re single and telling guys you spend $850 on a single dress you might as well get a tattoo on your chest that reads:

‘WARNING High Maintenance‘

I’ll tell you, when she asked me about her dress all that was going through my mind was “I’m going to have to work like a slave to keep this chick happy.”

Finally, you can dress a pig in a silk robe but it’s still a pig.

Listen, the dress doesn’t make the woman – the woman does. Focus on taking care of your figure 1st and dressing it 2nd. That way you could dress in a garbage bag and men would still fall all over themselves to talk to you.

You’re not impressing any man with an expensive dress. Actually, the opposite.

A wise man will compliment your outfit but just be aware he’s probably trying to imagine you without it.

[Editor Jay Archer : OK, let this Jerk know what you think ]

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Everything Men Know About Women

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A bit of fun. Obviously, a bit of an exaggeration but…almost true. If you want to know how to understand your man start with understanding that he may not really understand women, so be a bit gentle on the poor guy, OK?

I wish I could claim this idea as my own but it was inspire by a novelty book I saw years ago by the same title by Alan Francis.

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All my husband wants is sex!

“Help! All my husband wants is sex.”

Woa, woa! OK, let’s clarify a few things, shall we?

1) What do you mean by all he wants is sex?

He doesn’t want anything else from you? You mean he won’t talk, sit and watch a show, have a meal, entertain, visit with friends or family or read beside you in bed?

Do you literally mean he sees you, immediately tries to bend you over a chair and mount you…Every time?

I mean, if you have NO communication or interaction with him other than sex — then maybe you have something to be concerned about. But, I get the feeling you may be exaggerating.

2) How often does he want sex?

Be specific…how often does he ask, approach or initiate sex?

The majority of men in my sex survey said they wanted sex 4-6 times a week. How often do they actually have it? Zero to 1 time per week.

Yikes! According to that survey, there are a lot of sexually unsatisfied married guys out there, aren’t there?

Maybe that statistic will give you some sexual perspective.

3) How often do you actually have sex?

Are you having sex more less than 5x per week?

For most married couples, having sex 5x per week would be active but not excessive or unhealthy.

I would agree that 3x a day, every day would be hard to sustain long term…especially if you had kids.

4) What is the real issue here? How is this effecting your life negatively?

Is sex preventing you from doing something else you really want to do? I get that, if you’re a real task oriented person.

Are you not attracted to him? That could be a problem.

Do you feel unattractive? That is very common and something that’s within your power to change. Learn to love yourself and/or work on the issues that contribute to making you feel unattractive.

HINT: All of us have something about ourselves we don’t like. Don’t let it ruin your relationship.

Are you attracted to someone else?

Do you have in your head a maximum sex sessions per week…”anything else is dirty, slutty, unnecessary etc..” belief? Look into that.

5) Why don’t you take it as a compliment?

It could be worse, right?

Some women who are reading this right now would gladly have your problem. They’re asking themselves why…

“My husband doesn’t want to have sex with me” and “Why doesn’t my boyfriend want sex with me?”

Apparently your husband finds you sexually attractive. Isn’t that why you got married? Why don’t you try reframing it as a compliment?

6) Amount or time?

What is it you don’t like about sex with your husband…

a) the amount of times per week? or

b) the time each session?

If every sexual encounter turns into a marathon I can see how that would be burdensome. Just tell him you like quickies and give him permission to set ‘marathon man’ aside.

Hey, I’m not ruling out that your husband may be a sex addict or that he doesn’t know how to relate to you in non-physical ways.  But I’m also not ruling out that he loves you, is attracted to you, finds you irresistible and that you may be exaggerating a tiny bit.

I’m also not ruling out that you don’t like sex or that he’s awful in bed (I have to fair, don’t I?)

But, thanks for asking for help.

[Editor:: Anyone else have this problem OR the opposite problem or care to comment? Be my guest. And don't forget to share articles with your friends.]

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Guest Writers OR No?

In the recent past I welcomed an enthusiastic, passionate amateur guest writer. Brave, brave Lucy stepped up, wrote an article and took a bit of a stomping comment wise. (Welcome to my world)

I don’t pretend to have all the answers, just an Alpha Male view and some experience. I would love to facilitate

Being a guest contributor could be a great opportunity for some budding writers, experts or passionate individuals. Why not tap into the ‘wisdom of crowds’

You tell me…Should I include quest writers? Yes or No?

• Men or women?
• Sex or relationship?
• Q & A
• etc…

Tell me in the very brief survey below…

NOTE: You will be able to see what everyone else answered immediately after you finish the survey.

Popularity: 4%

Where have all the men gone?

Where have all the real men gone?

A friend of mine was complaining about how hard it was to meet a decent man these days (not only a good man, just a decent one).

After schooling her on some classic dating mistakes (refer to the article ‘Is technology destroying your love life?‘) I found myself empathizing with her.

This rant was inspired by all the guys I see walking paris Hilton’s dog, drinking a low fat caramel cappuccino, wearing $400 jeans, too many rings, have a shaved chest, no stubble on their face, texting on their phone to 4 different women while blubbering to his friend about how this girl he’s dating doesn’t respect him and treats him like a doormat.

This is a rant about men…

In my opinion, today single men are either totally clued out or have taken the metro-sexual thing way too far. To me, a lot of men seem much less manly today, don’t they?

An Alpha Male’s Understanding of Real Men

A real man respects women and doesn’t treat them as a conquest.

Men approach women. They don’t smile and sit there waiting for women to make a move. Yes, we get shot down sometimes. Yes it stings but that’s part of being a man.

Real men only go out with women they can be proud of.

A real man isn’t just concerned with “getting off.” He enjoys pleasuring his woman as much as getting off.

Men don’t over groom. Yes, dress well, manscape if you’re overgrown but if a man shouldn’t have more than 2 salon/spa appoiments a month or take longer than 10 min to get ready.

Men don’t walk their girlfriend’s dog.

Real men don’t walk Paris Hilton, tiny teacup type dogs. Here’s a tip – if your dog can be leashed with dental floss its not a pet – its bait! Come on, get a man dog! (Dog lovers let this one slide,OK? I’m just tired of the small dog fad…especially with men)

Question: What’s the male version of Paris Hilton?

Men spend time with other real men. Meeting his male friends will tell you a lot about him.

Real men don’t over text message or facebook – they know how to speak and use a phone.

A real man doesn’t string women along and doesn’t get hung up on a woman that’s not good for him. He knows what he wants in a woman, will date her to find out if she’s the one and be man enough to admit she’s not his type, tell her and move on. This is hard, it stings but mature and very fair.

Guys, if you’re just not into her, TELL HER. No hard feelings. Don’t string her along.

A man wants a woman like his dear mother. (Weird but true)

A real man wants to be a provider, treats a woman, but appreciates it when a woman reciprocates or sincerely attempts to pay from time to time.

Men don’t drink fruity, slushy, colourful belini drinks. (I drink single malt scotch and beer)

A real man isn’t afraid to break a sweat or get a little dirty. AKA a real man doesn’t get manicures and pedicures. Come on, guys!

A real man knows how to hit the toilet and not make a mess when he urinates. IF not, he’s got no dick control or just in inconsiderate pig!

A real man’s career is a high priority because he wants to be a provider for his family.

Man up, guys!

Once men start acting like men again (an ladies like ladies) I feel the world will get back into balance and back to normal.

(Feeeewwww! That feels better) As always I’d love to read your comments.

Popularity: 28%

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